I've got a big bag of crabs here
I'm gonna put them in my mouth, oh, yes
I'm gonna run around the town on a market day
Everyone'll look at me and say
I've got a mouthful of crabs

Hemada hemla hamlaheush
Habaden badeh babegoodudeh
Hemleh hoo dadememahay
Hebdeh doobabbah gedboddo, yeah
Dead bodies mummegay now
Boobadeh yebeddeh bambada golboydabeh
Ba oomay gaybedebay bedeb
That's how I'll sound with a mouth full of crabs

I've got a big bag of crabs here
I'm gonna put them in my mouth, oh, yes
I'm gonna run around the town on a market day
Everyone'll look at me and say
I've got a mouthful of crabs

Hemada hemla hamlaheush
Habaden badeh babegoodudeh
Hemleh hoo dadememahay
Hebdeh doobabbah gedbadoo, yeah
Dead bodies mummegay now
Boobadeh yebeddeh bambada boydabeh
Ba oomay gaybedebay bedeb
Debdeba de boob daboya
I got a bag of erect cock
I'm gonna pocket in the gates
George Von Shez, the president of the USA
Is a stupid lying douchebag