He's back and he's got a new trick
Magical Trevor is ten times as slick as the last time
The last time you saw him
Now you can see why we really adore him

You might think his new trick is sick
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick
Look at the pigeon, now it's in two
Oh, my! Its rear end is having a poo

Look at the mess in aisle two
Aisle two, that's the place where we store the ragu
There's so much ragu