Magical Trevor is here for the day
We all love him, it's safe to say
It's 12 PM so he starts with a thriller
He's gonna do tricks, oh, with a chinchilla

Covers it up with his magical cloak
Gets out some petrol and gives it a soak
Look out, kids! He's playing with matches
He'd better be careful in case that cloak catches
On fire
Oh, no! The cloak is on fire

It's turning to ashes with our furry friend
When will this horror finally end?
Oh, look, it's ok! Well, that was amazing
The chinchilla's just fine but now it's turned into a raisin

Shame no one's watching, put this in your journal
"Dear diary, chinchilla's sure are nocturnal!"
Check up your animal facts next time, Trevor
Ooh, you sure get nice coats at "World of Leather"

Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah