Taking a bus down to Bognor Regis (ahoy)
Because we've heard that they are panda free (that's right)
That makes it safe for us to plant cucumbers (hmm-mm)
And them ship them over the sea (over the sea)

Pandas are the cucumbers' enemy
They attack them with their feet (one, two, three, four)
The cucumber has only one way to escape them
That's ride a go-kart down the street (down the street)