[Intro: Weebl & Brian May]
Oh no, a cull!

[Verse: Weebl & Brian May]
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger
Save the badgers!
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger
Save the badgers! Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger
Save the badgers!
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger
Oh no, a cull!
Oh, no a cull!
Badgers!
Save the badgers!

[Outro: Brian Blessed]
Keep the badgers alive!