Girl, be my valentine
I'll treat you oh so right
Know what I'm doing when it comes to wooing
I got that locked down tight
Let's start with a film, something real sexy
Maybe Alien 3
Girl, if you play your cards right, I've got The Godfather trilogy

And girl, can I put things in your pooper?
Oh, things inside your pooper
Oh, all night in the pooper
That's what you want, isn't it
It's so romantic in the pooper
Can I put a sharpie in your pooper?
Gonna make you oh so wet 'cause I learned my skills on the internet

Yeah I mean that's sexy, nothing gets by me
I learn all my moves from Lemon Party
Need a demonstration, find me some old men
Think you will find it quite eye-opening
Girl, I'm going to blow your mind
Like that old guy blew that other old guy

And girl, can I put things in your pooper?
Oh, things inside your pooper
Oh, all night in the pooper
That's what you want, isn't it
It's so romantic in the pooper
Can I put a sharpie in your pooper?
Gonna make you oh so wet 'cause I learned my skills on the internet
And girl, can I put things in your pooper?
Oh, things inside your pooper
Oh, all night in the pooper
That's what you want, isn't it
It's so romantic in the pooper
Can I put a sharpie in your pooper?
Gonna make you oh so wet 'cause I learned my skills on the internet