Guy:
Tiny Japanese girl
You're my tiny Japanese girl
Tiny Japanese girl
Get out my shoebox, girl
I need to put my shoes away

They're gonna get all scuffed and bad
Why you in there, girl?
Doesn't even fit ya
I mean, you're small but you're not a midget, girl

Girl:
But I'm tiny like a dormouse
Short like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixie
You can barely even see me

I could ride around on a Shetland pony
And people say
I'm far away
Guy: Well you are quite small
Girl: But I'm pretty big in Tokyo

Guy:
Tiny Japanese girl, when I've stood next to you
You make me feel so tall, though I'm just five foot two
It's like I've stood on a wall or a really big dog
But it's just that you're small, so there's no need for that dog
Tiny Japanese girl, I find you perfectly sized
And you fit in small places when you're needing to hide
But don't hide from my love 'cause it's hunting you down
I know you've got a big heart, I've seen you wheel it around

Girl:
But I'm tiny like a dormouse
Short like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixie
You can barely even see me
I could ride around on a Shetland pony
And people say
I'm far away
(I'm far away)
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo
Pretty big in Tokyo
Pretty big in Tokyo
I'm pretty big in Tokyo