[Verse 1]
I got a boat for a face and everyone thinks that my name is Michael
Yeah it's not, my name is Terry
Terry from the gas works
I go down da park and swim around in the lake and nobody stops me
Cos they think I'm a boat
But I'm not a boat
I'm a human like you

[Chorus]
What's ya problem with boats huh?
Did you fall of a ship when you was twelve?
Well, that's not my fault, now is it?
You shoulda been more careful, running around on a deck like dat
And I bet you was wearin'
Inappropriate footwear

[Refrain]
Biggy biggy biggy bum
You know what I'm sayin'?
I'm sayin' biggy biggy bum
Don't be offended its just the sound
Of my propeller spinning around
You try talkin' without no lips then get back to me