[Intro]
Ah, ah-ah, ah
Ah, ah-ah, ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah

[Verse 1]
Arthur loves his wife and children
Arthur takes lunch every day
Arthur likes it at the local
Likes his pint at end of day

[Chorus]
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
There's problems lurkin' 'round the corner
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
She'd already had one owner

[Verse 2]
Arthur talks to sexy Frida
Takes her milk there every day
Frida's telling hungry Arthur
Of the debt she'd like to pay

[Verse 3]
But she hasn't got the money
Arthur coughs to clear the air
Asks him in and calls him "honey"
Up they toddle up the stair, hey
[Chorus]
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
There's problems lurkin' 'round the corner
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
She'd already had one owner

[Verse 4]
Arthur hates his wife and children
Makes his own lunch every day
Likes it down at sexy Frida's
Frida takes a pint a day

[Chorus]
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
There's problems lurkin' 'round the corner
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
She'd already had one owner

[Chorus]
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
There's problems lurkin' 'round the corner
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
She'd already had one owner, hey

[Chorus]
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur, yeah, yeah, yeah
There's problems lurkin' 'round the corner
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
She'd already had one owner, hey
[Chorus]
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
There's problems lurkin' 'round the corner
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
She'd already had one owner

[Outro]
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's problems lurkin' 'round the corner, yeah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
Did that zero really have one owner?
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
Problems lurkin' 'round the corner
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
Zero really have one owner?
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur
There are problems lurkin' 'round the corner
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, Arthur