Keep your country tidy, keep rubbish off the floor
Poor old Mother Nature can't take it anymore
Leave them as you find them, it's not hard to do
If your country's tidy, so are you

Keep your lover happy, keep evil from your door
And when you think you've given, then give her even more
Don't forget the small things, they're not hard to do
Keep your lover happy just for you

Take me away to the beautiful day I remember
Pull me down, move me 'round, pull me down
Wish I could stay from beginnin' of May 'til September
Pull me down, move me 'round, pull me down

Keep your lover happy, keep evil from your door
And when you think you've given, then give her even more
Don't forget the small things, they're not hard to do
Keep your lover happy just for you