[Intro]
Ok. This first song is a song I wrote about circumcision. And it's called, "God Hates the Tips of Little Babies' Dicks"

[Chorus]
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
So, if you're kid's a male
Even though he'll scream and yell
You gotta cut it off or the little soul will burn in Hell

[Verse 1]
Well, way back in the beginning
God was making men and women
And the fish of sea and the birds of Psalm
He announced he made perfection
But upon closer inspection
He noticed that he left one piece a bit too long

[Chorus]
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
So, if you're kid's a male
Even though he'll scream and yell
You gotta cut it off or the little soul will burn in Hell

[Verse 2]
God gathered people's leaders
Said, "Start snipping babies' weiners
This will be a sign of our love and covenant"
A few then went and raised objections
Sayin' they didn't see the connection
But He said, "I'm God so none of this needs to make sense"
[Bridge]
He told 'em, "Go and cut 'em with a scalpel!
Go and cut 'em with the scissors!
Or go and perform a metzitzah b'peh!"
That's when the Rabbi sucks the blood out the baby's penis with his mouth!
I swear to God, that's a real thing, go and Google it

[Verse 3]
Today, across the land
People still keep his commands
Children learn their first lesson right after birth
The ones who are supposed to protect them
Hold them down and painfully correct them
Then they smile and say, "Welcome to life on Earth!"

[Chorus]
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
God hates the tips of little babies' dicks
So take a little off the top
Because that's what God instructs
Unless it's not, and some ancient perv just made it up
Unless it's not, and some ancient perv just made it up