[Chorus]
To the morgue
Take him to the morgue
To the morgue
Take him to the morgue

[Verse 1]
At Devil Lake Sanitarium
Many a patient had died in vain
Never a question to be asked, no no
Never a thing to explain
So they took his bones and skin
To the morgue in the West Wing
It was clear to Doctor Eastmann
Harry had died of fright in the night
If he had cared he could have found the spider
Laying eggs in Harry's neck

[Bridge 1]
The smoldering eyes in Harry's head
Had become the home of spiders instead

[Guitar Solos: Herb Simonsen / Andy LaRocque]

[Chorus]
To the morgue
Take him to the morgue
To the morgue
Take him to the morgue
To the morgue
We must all go to the morgue
To the morgue
We must all go to the morgue
[Verse 2]
Deep down below the ground
Where it was kind of cold and damp
Too many stiffs to be fit in the cooler
Gathering dust in the Hallways of Death

[Bridge 1]
The smoldering eyes in Harry's head
Had become the home of spiders instead

[Bridge 2]
Spiders here, spiders everywhere
Spiders feeding the dead to their young
Spiders here, spiders everywhere
Spiders using the dead for their name
Spiders
They're growing like rats from the plague
Spiders
There's so many more everyday

[Guitar Solos: Herb Simonsen / Andy LaRocque]

[Verse 3]
Summer is coming to an end, yeah, yeah
And the cellar in the morgue is a nest now
One thousand poisonous creatures
Eight thousand poisonous legs
[Bridge 1]
The smoldering eyes in Harry's head
Had become the home of spiders instead

[Chorus]
To the morgue
We must all go to the morgue
To the morgue
We must all go to the morgue
Deep down below the ground
We must all go to the morgue
To the morgue
We must all go to the morgue
Deep down below the ground
Go to the morgue
To the morgue
We must all go to the morgue