Statik Selektah
Lisa
[Intro]
[So-so-so-so proper]
Yo I gotta tell y'all about this girl I met, son
[So-so-so proper]
There was a shorty named Lisa
Damn, Lisa was perfect, yo listen...
[p-p-p- so proper]

[Verse 1]
Lisa was a shorty I knew, she was bad but good
Heavy on religion, living in the middle of the hood
Her papa was a preacher, mama was a reader
And how to live according to the book
What they would teach her
She went to school with her uniform ironed
If Daddy didn't cook, it was late night dinin'
And that's how I met her, she was eating with the fam
Not a sinner, but when I'd seen her I said "Goddamn!"
I turned around quickly
She got up and walked to the bathroom
I waited because she had to pass soon
She walked by, I stopped her, greeted her
Said "I think you fly, and I would like to be withcha"
‘Cause you the prettiest girl I ever seen
And looking in your eyes make me feel like it's a dream
She giggled, gave me her number and said "Don't call late"
I said "Cool, I'll hit you later today" and it was on
[Hook]
The chicks that I speak to usually be lethal
But this one here was so proper
Yo, my last chick was acting mad ratchet
But Lisa was so proper
Been looking for that dream girl
Yo, Static I think I got her
This one is so proper, ah man, I gotta tell ya'll

[Verse 2]
Son, by now it's been a couple weeks
But we been speaking everyday
Even when in church she sent a text my way
Pretty much letting me know I wasn't waxin'
And she was saving herself for marriage
But I was willing to wait
I hit her up on sunday like, "Angel, what it is?
Ain't seen you since the diner; come and chill with the kid"
She replied "I gotta work with the needy and go to church
And when I'm done
I doubt my parents letting me leave the crib"
I said "Aight", I was bored, needed something to do
My homie Tod had the crib free
Told him I was coming through
Got to his crib played 2k, suddenly he paused the game
And said "Wait, I gotta run to my room"
I sat there, heard a noise, I thought it was the boys
I went to knock on his door and let him know
But guess what I saw, my proper Lisa having sex with Tod
She turned around with her titties out and said "Oh…my…God"
[Outro]
[S-s-s so proper]
I could have sworn that this one was so proper
Man, I should have known
That it's unrealistic for any girl to be so proper
Damn, son, this one was so proper
She wasn't so proper
She was really a homie hopper