Well, I walked out of work and I was tired as hell
Another day come and gone, oh well
Somewhere there's a drink with my name on it
Well, I ordered a scotch as I bust through them doors
Spilled half on my jeans, the other half on the floor
When I saw you standing by that video game

Well, I ain't very good but I get practice by myself
Forgot my one line so I just said what I felt

If only you were lonely
If only you was lonely too
If only you was lonely
I'd go home with you

Twenty push-ups this morning, that was half of my goal
Tonight I'll be doin' pull ups on the toilet bowl
And somewhere there's somebody's a-throwin' up

Well, I broke the seal on my door and I poured myself to bed
The whirlpool spinning around in my head
There was liquor on my breath, you were on my mind

And I'll be dreamin' of that smile
Without a care in the world
If only you were lonely
If only you was lonely
If only you were lonely

I walked out of the kitchen, I was tired as hell
Another day's here, oh well
Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it