[Verse 1]
Cruisin' in the sunshine
Ain't yet been to bed
And I could hear the motor whistlin'
Something's awful wrong again
Hey, give my regards to Broadway
Tell 'em I got change to spare
One big buck
Gonna have to suck up here

[Chorus]
Anything you want, dear
Is fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
Everything you say, dear
I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Buy, goodbye

[Verse 2]
Talkin' about some pictures
Now, wouldn't that be a scream?
Well, movies are for retards
Like me and Maybelline
Hey, give my regards to Boston
Ask 'em who'll buy the beer?
Don't wanna get pop
Find yourself a rockin' chair
[Chorus]
Anything you want, dear
Is fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
Everything you say, dear
I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Buy

[Verse 3]
We ever get passed the dice, dear
Goddamnit, I'm gonna roll
The people there pick your nose clean
So what we owe, owe, owe?
Hey, give my regards to Broadway
Tell 'em I don't even care
If you want a good joke
Why split? You'll go broke right here

[Chorus]
Anything you want, dear
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
Everything you say, dear
I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
And anything you want, dear
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
And everything you say, dear
I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Buy, I'll buy