Night before Christmas and I had a stiff drink
Standin' on a chimney in just a little wink
Boulevard side, climbin' on a truck
Cool down, lookin' for a fuck

Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up
Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up
Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up
Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up
Gator and a hippo they were sharin' a scarf
Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up

Stockings were hung by the chimney with care
Santa in the bathroom was a-combin' his hair
Elf on the roof they were shootin' up junk
Not a creature was stirrin' 'cause they all was drunk

Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up
Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up
Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up
Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up
Gator and a hippo was-a sharin' a scarf
Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up
Yes sir

And-a walkin' through the jungle just the other night
A little afraid I might get us frostbite
Gato and a hipper they were sharin' a harp
Everyone was cold but I was a little chop
Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up
Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up
Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up
Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up
Gator and a hippo they were sharin' a scarf
Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up

I said a-bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up
Bundle, bundle, bundle bundle up
Bundle, bundle, bundle up
Gato and a hipper they were sharin [s' too fast]
Bundle, bundle up