[Verse 1]
Hey, goodbye to Jane, goodbye to Jane
She's a fruit skinned [?] ... she don't care [?]
Goodbye to Jane, goodbye to Jane
Get your boot the way I ... [?] and I care [?]

[Chorus]
She's a queen
See what I mean
She's a queen
See what I mean
She's a queen
And I know
She's alright, alright, alright, alright
I say she's so young, she's so young
I say she's so young, she's so young

[Verse 2]
Well, goodbye to Jane, goodbye to Jane
Get your boots, get your fancy and smile
Goodbye to Jane, goodbye to Jane
And you do even after a while

[Chorus]
She's a queen
See what I mean
She's a queen
See, see, see
She's a queen
And I know
She's alright, alright, alright, alright
I say she's so young, she's so young
I say she's so young, she's so young
I say she's so young, she's alright, alright, alright, alright
I say she's so young
[Verse 3]
Well, goodbye to Jane, goodbye to Jane
Don't you know what your daddy in a while [?]
Goodbye to Jane, goodbye to Jane
Kiss your feet, kiss your fancy pair while [?]

[Chorus]
She's a queen
See what I mean
She's a queen
See, see, see
She's a queen
And I know
She's alright, alright, alright, alright
I say she's so young, she's so young
I say she's so young, she's so young
I say she's so young, she's alright, alright, alright, alright
I say she's so young, she's alright, alright, alright, alright
I say she's so young, she's alright, alright, alright, alright

[Silence]

["Monkey Gone to Heaven" parody]
If Satan is six, the Pixies are seven
And I can't wait
If the Pixies are sevem then the 'Mats are eight
The 'Mats are eight
This monkey... Heaven