[Verse 1]
Should we give it up? (I don't know)
Should we hang around? (I don't know)
[...] another beer? (I don't know)
Or do something smart? (I don't know)
Should we hang it up? (I don't know)
Should we call home? (I don't know)
Who's got a stamp? (I don't know)
Can I use your hairspray?

[Chorus]
One foot in the door
The other foot in the gutter
We'd like to hear some guitar
So you can turn up any time now

[Verse 2]
Should we hang around? (I don't know)
Should we throw 'em out? (I don't know)
Who turned the lights off? (I don't know)
Who the fuck's next door? (I don't know)
Come on little baby (I don't know)
Any time choose (I don't know)
You wanna be my wife? (I don't know)
Oh, come on
Nothing
[Chorus]
One foot in the door
The other foot in the gutter
The sweet smell that they adore
Oh yes, I think I'd rather smother

[Break]
One, two (I don't know)
Ah! (I don't know)
Uh! (I don't know)
Eh-oh! Wee-ooh!
Twinkle, twinkle little star
[...]
Like a diamond in the sky!
Wee-ooh!

[Verse 3]
Should we hang around? (I don't know) (wee-ooh!)
Are you getting into it? (I don't know) (wee-ooh!)
You don't know the name (I don't know) (wee-ooh!)
[...]? (I don't know) (wee-ooh!)
Uh (wee-ooh!)
Up
Down (wee-ooh!)

[Chorus]
One foot in the door
The other foot in the gutter
The sweet smell that you adore
[Outro]
Hey, uh (wee-ooh!)
Ow (wee-ooh!)
Meow (wee-ooh!)
Meow (wee-ooh!)
Mee-ow (wee-ooh!)
Meeee-ow (wee-ooh!)
Ahahahaha (wee-ooh!)
Aaaaah! Woooo!
Aaaawwwww!
I don't know
I don't know
Come on inside, come on in!
I can't know
Open the door for him
Richard!