Little black book is a thing of the past
You want something this time that might last
Try something, just a memory

Now that the ball is in your court
Try a hooker and a paid escort
You'll only find, you might just feel mighty cheap [?]

Put an ad in the paper
Put a stop to your heading [?]
Put an ad in the paper
It's a P.O. box that's waiting
Empty as your heart and your life
P.O. box that's waiting
For an envelope of photo and reply
For an envelope of photo and reply

... [?] mail and you think you can guess
It's not the same [?] but you think it might last
That smoke's [?] too hard to handle [?]
And as for the gay [?] in a business man clip [?]
Don't you want a fever [?] but you burn that chick [?]
You can't get ... [?] that you won't tie [?]

Put an ad in the paper
Won't you put a stop to your hating [?]
Put an ad in the paper
There's a P.O. box that's waiting
Empty as your life and your heart
There's a P.O. box that's waiting
For an envelope of photo and reply
Envelope of photo and reply
Ow

Little black book is a thing of the past
You want something that just might last
And now, you've got something that you can keep

This time [?] the ball is in your court
... [?] and a paid escort
Continue to bag rubbin' me out [?]

It's a P.O. box that's waiting, waiting
Empty as your heart and your life
P.O. box that's waiting
For an envelope of photo and
Envelope of photo and
An envelope of photo and reply, oh

Aaay