[Intro]
The Ambassador’s broke, the Ambassador’s broke
The Ambassador’s broke, no fun unless you upfront, son

[Verse 1]
Shy guy named “DIE” used to main Amby Spy
Big dope long range killer, he was makin’ ‘em die
Wasn’t playin’ as Sniper, but still gettin’ the headshots
But then Valvey threw that nerf on, now he aim like easy bots
And now it’s miss, miss, miss
'Cause when he tries to cheese it, there’s no swiss
What’s makin’ that sound? Oh, it’s a Spy's clenched fist
I’m happy now that Spy mains are so pissed
'Cause that’s some dumb shit, by the way, that you play
I can tell you ain’t havin’ no chill
Come on up and stab me or are you a lil' grill
Fuckin’ dead ringer shill who can barely get a kill
You keep tellin’ me it’s skill, that you’ve got a role to fill
Play broken subclass ‘cause he never gets a stab
So I pull it out my bag, and I crit him with the Jag
Like bappity-bappity-bap-bap-bap

[Pre-Chorus]
The Ambassador’s broke, the Ambassador’s broke
The Ambassador’s broke, no fun unless you upfront, son
[Chorus]
Oh my gosh, look at that bap (Bap)
Oh my gosh, look at that bap (Bap)
Oh my gosh, look at that bap (Bap)
Look at that Bap
Look at, look at, look at
Look at that Bap

[Verse 2]
This dude named “$T1N63R” used to use the Dead Ringer
Shot him five times with my pistol, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Winger
Real pussy-ass player, shootin' blanks with my rifle
But then they hit it with a nerf, and now he callin’ me spiteful
Now I’m like bang, bang, bang
Run for that ammo now, you little shit stain
Can’t escape me now that you can’t spam feigns
Don’t like this song? Well, you can blame Uberchain
This is some dumb shit, by the way, that you play
I can tell you ain’t havin’ no chill
Come on up and stab me or are you a lil' grill
Fuckin’ dead ringer shill who can barely get a kill
You keep tellin’ me it’s skill, that you’ve got a role to fill
Play broken subclass ‘cause he never gets a stab
So I pull it out my bag, and I crit him with the Jag
Like bappity-bappity-bap-bap-bap
[Pre-Chorus]
The Ambassador’s broke, the Ambassador’s broke
The Ambassador’s broke, no fun unless you upfront, son

[Chorus]
Oh my gosh, look at that bap (Bap)
Oh my gosh, look at that bap (Bap)
Oh my gosh, look at that bap (Bap)
Look at that Bap
Look at, look at, look at
Look at that Bap

[Outro]
Stop it, get some help