[Intro]
We're gonna get on down now
We're gonna get on down
We're gonna get on down now
We're gonna get on down

[Chorus]
Pass me the laser beam
And let me wipe the wretched out clean
Pass me the laser beam
And let me wipe the devil men clean

[Verse 1]
Broad Street's a racket, got no time for the piper's role
Second round the corner, I let the Jackie Graham go
The windows open onto Soho Road
People by the Pakis punctuated by the brown atoll
Broader than Bombay, they're clogging up the slow lane
I meet Rajesh, Roshan, and KPC
His eligible sons he calls the three degrees
On his bike he shouts request to me
Ten of them, sixty of these
Bested by no word, his shout is my guarantee

[Chorus]
Pass me the laser beam
And let me wipe the wretched out clean
Pass me the laser beam
And let me wipe the devil men clean
[Verse 2]
It's a world wide web, wog's world war
Rockford rock against the clean four-by-fours
To get a little, wog's got to give a lot
Wogs will walk and the wait is hard
Well this one's going out to the u-federation
N-O-G, Wigan's ovation
The wog of the zero invention
Bit between the GW intervention
Passing the catch, I do kick the gear stack

[Chorus]
Pass me the laser beam
And let me wipe the devil men clean

[Verse 3]
Born in the year of the marketing manager
The record stack I sweep up for the janitor
A hip-hop brick to the overseas dick
I understand guns in the A&R office
Wogs will walk the Mowgli walk
Salt marches and the wait is hard
Wearing out the top soil, passing the parked cars
Packed lunched, the wog is non-stop
I hail a cab for the Pan Am to Dehli
Greeted by Bubbley Kaur, the walk-in jewellery store
Head for [?], get onto the GT road
Now a driver like Barry G should be driving earth
The last leg of Little Riding Hood
I exchange with pictures of Sam Fox
L.E.D. quartz (bionic) you fathered like a pocket watch
One ton of tinsel, a chauffeur and a Parker pen
To this reactor light, I throw in a Jackie Graham
Pull in the mud path at Terminal One
London customs on the lookout for a wog on the run
They ratchet my case open as if it was a Fanta can
All they see is authentic pirate cassette tapes
German elastic produced on Tokyo dub plate
Keep [?]
Japan on the map-an
Rolex rollicks, attention, attention
Wogs will walk
And this time the wait is about twelve pounds