[Verse]
I heard this shit on Workaholics
And this for errbody 'bout to finish college
It's only right that I drop a little knowledge
'Cause life ain't like it outta be
I thought it'd be, a lotta women callin' me
And sodomy, and drinkin' like it's all for free
Illogically, I never thought of poverty
Or how this motherfucker's motherfuckin' job would be
But ever since I go the cap and gown
Errybody cracking down, nappin' now
Erry fuckin snack got me packin' pounds
Wearin' fuckin slacks, got me scratching the back of my sack
And rap is not exactly a faculty rapidly rackin' me
Anything but apathy for those who be naggin' and draggin' me
Into the wackest meetings, holding me back from eating
The saddest fucking lunch I pack and bag in the evening
My bank is depleted, I even have to think before tweeting
Man, it's really fuckin sad when thinking 'bout
The evolution from the past to drinking now
We used to go and split a handle, drink it down
Then hit the town, and hit the hottest chicks around
But now I can barely slug a half a dozen tops
Used to chug a lot, now I'm fuckin' buzzin' off a shot, whoa
Clubbin wasn't nuffin to me boy
Used to walk up in that muthafucka stuntin like whassup, I wadn't coy
Ain't nobody gave a fuck if I'm employed
Errybody drunk and fuckin' lovin' it, rubbin', and huggin'
Mugging, chugging and fuckin but now these bitches
Is up on some other shit, wanting a husband
Clubbin' got me buggin' and blushing 'cause I'ma young'n das confronted
Wit a hundred abundantly rugged, and coveted, funded muthafuckas, it's humbling
Think about the age range
They get to date way older and emotionally open homies goin' gray
Now I'm up on first dates, sober like it's first grade
Hoping when it's over that I close it wit some first base shit
My face getting fuckin' fat
It's April, hay fool fill your fuckin taxes out
Long ass days, getting blazed, and tappin' out
Back is naggin' now, mac is laggin' now
Because I bought it back in college
So if you comin' lemme run a little knowledge
If you was wondering if fun isn't acknowledged
Well Wednesdays, I be watching Workaholics
[Outro]
Like literally, that's the highlight of my week at this point
So fuck me, I guess
So hard, that's online
LilDicky.com, got that domain name
GoDaddy.com, shout out
Beat the rush
I don't know how that was still available
With, like, all the porn and stuff that's on the internet
So, alright, holla at me