[Intro: Lil Dicky, GaTa, Emma]
I say this with the utmost sincerity, I am the next Kanye West
Except, I'm white
Your rap name is literally a small penis joke
It's actually a super-intellectual commentary on hyper-masculinity
You don't understand, I always felt like I was the biggest star on the planet
We don't just got anybody in the spot right now
We got Lil Dicky in here, he one of the best new rappers in the game
That's what I'm saying, like I'm tryna figure out, I don't even know what this thing is yet
What Lil Dicky is? He a legend, bro
Ain't you T-T-G? Trained to go? Let's go, baby
We goin' straight to the mountain top, Mount Rushmore type shit
I don't know, man, I feel like there's like a deeper level of artistry that I could tap into
You have a loathing for where you come from
But a fear that it's all you have
Yeah

[Verse]
Bring the sheep to the man, I do everything I can
Got a million on the 'Gram (Ayy), follow me or you'll be damned
North side, east side, Jesus Christ
Way, way, way, way, way up in this bitch (Woo)
Count the days, it's almost here
Talkin' cray, but you convinced, wait
Heaven sent, I am nothing like the present men
Wasn't fuckin' with the president
This world got way too sensitive
It's so evident we let the devil in
I'm not a reverend, I'm irreverent
But still, I'm colder than The Revenant
I put the effort in to be a better man, let 'em in
Ayy, I be walking 'round the town, talkin' what I'm 'bout
Walkin' all around, drawin' all the crowds
Garnerin' the clout, callin' all 'em out
Followin' devout, volleyin' the doubt
Swallowin' it down, hollerin' it loud
They know not what they do (No, no, no, wait)
They're tryna box in a Jew? (No, no, no, wait)
PG with the crack, gotta come back
Got a lil' bread, took that
Made a lotta more bread, now the gang gettin' fed
Bring a lunch bag, all of my friends started poppin' in advance
All the seeds turn to plants, full circle like a hubcap
You can hear the chants, everybody had a chance
Everybody tryna dance when I pull up with the jams
Everybody goin' ham, young man got a plan
They don't even understand
Ayy, shoutout my man, shoutout my plug
I was just blessed, this how it was
I am obsessed, I will not budge
I am a mensch, let me spread love
I could do it with the hands tied (Ayy)
Fuck that water, where the damn wine?
Makin' miracles, every time
Super lyrical, on God (On God)
Back again, you know I had to wait (Woo)
They don't wanna see me levitate (Woo)
Anybody who is in the way, I'm sorry, I just had to do it anyway
I could do this shit any way
Wake 'em up, it's a new day
You could kill me? I don't know
Do you feel me? I don't know
Shit I'm doin' now? I don't know
But you nose like Gonzo
I'm big bro like Lonzo
Have more fun like blonde hoes
Get free drinks like combos
Run this back, more time codes
Her ass on me, prompose
I'll take that like Sean (Take that) Combs
Riding 'round with my tens (Woo)
Blowin' green, the buffet is hand on my cock like we all friends, ayy
Better make the amens
Better say them amens
The word gon' ring like, "Brr" (Ayy)
My new flow cold like, "Brr" (Ayy)
But I am never sniffin', drippin' like I'm water comin' out the kitchen
Skippin' on the water, I ain't even sinkin', I ain't even trippin'
I don't got no image, I don't gotta spend it
Y'all are so invented, I am so inventive
I am on a mission, I ain't with the fibbin'
I am not a chicken, I am somethin' different
Lying isn't in me
Try and come and get me, why the crucifixion?
[Outro: GaTa]
You know what I'm sayin'?
You wanna be a legend or you wanna live like a peasant?