[Intro]
Hi
Hello
How's it going?
You guys are here for the Mountain Dew pitch, right?
You can sit
I figured it all out

[Verse 1]
Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew
Drink, chug, do the dew, ah, everyone!
Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew
What would you do to do what you want?
It's done
Did you have a good time listening to everybody's silly ideas about soda?
Aww, man, party's over, this is the closer
Let me just demonstrate this further
Just imagine thеre's a commercial, and therе's a rapper about your work
And he's all like...
Gema, would you like a Mountain Dew?
Stef, would you like a Mountain Dew?
Jeff, would you like a Mountain Dew?
Steve, I don't know about you. I'm just kidding
But, Jeff, look at the can, look at me dance, look at the man, Jeff!
I'm looking pretty on brand, they got supply, boy this is a man, Jeff!
Uh
The kids will post this on the gram, tag all their friends
By the end of the night, they'll be like, sprite who?
We make up a dance
Man, where does it end?
Really gonna try to overthink it. It's a motherfucking drink. It's put in the can
Great! Done!
[Verse 2]
By the way, hi, I'm Dave
While I have your attention, I sit over there in the cube in the pit
I'm a genius, I should probably get more opps
Underutilized as fuck, but I guess today it stops, maybe not
It depends if management can open their eyes a little
I'm just messing, Steven, but clearly I'm a leader of thought, no?
Look what I've done
OK. I'm done