The Grand Ole Opry Theater proudly presents
Spaghetti Western Swing

They rode in from the east (West)
They rode in from the west (On Clydesdales)
No, you got it all wrong (Oh, what do you know?)
Who's tellin' this story? (I am, settle down, oh)
Many a good cowboy has told a story about Mama Luigi's restaurant
Oh, the Italian food
Or was it a Chinese restaurant?
They ordered spaghetti
You know, there's nothin' like western spaghetti
And pasta primavera, but
They were out of spaghetti
Then there was an argument
And trouble ensued (Ooh)

So now, they're being chased
That's not how it happened at all
Do you want it to be interesting or do you want it to be true?
So far, it's neither

And shots were fired
Hurry up, they're gainin' on us
Softer, George, it's more effective
Hurry up, they're gainin' on us
Shoot low, boys, they're riding Shetland ponies
Not you, Jimmy, you shoot normal

And they lived happily ever after
Tune in next time for the Kung Pao Buckaroo Buffet
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