[Verse 1]
Well, I remember back in my younger days of high school
Back then baseball was my biggest dream
So when I stood in line for my turn at bat
I found that wasn't where they wanted me at
I wound up toten the water for all the teams

[Chorus]
Well, there ain't nobody gonna miss me when I'm leaving
There ain't nobody ever loved me very long
No matter how much kindness I show
I get kicked around everywhere I go
There ain't nobody gonna miss me when I'm gone

[Verse 2]
So when my Uncle Sam called me to serve my country
I stood up brave and smiled and packed my duds
But to my surprise when I got there
They gave me the boot and cut my hair
I wound up scrubbing the floor and a peeling spuds

[Chorus]
No, ain't nobody gonna miss me when I'm leaving
There ain't nobody ever loved me very long
No matter how much kindness I show
I get kicked everywhere I go
There ain't nobody gonna miss me when I'm gone
[Verse 3]
Well, I met me a pretty little girl one day in Nashville
I loved her more than all of my wildest dreams
She took me for my money, my house and my boat
And didn't even leave me a goodbye note
I gave it all up, boy, did she strip me clean

[Chorus]
Well, there ain't nobody gonna miss me when I'm leaving
There ain't nobody ever loved me very long
No matter how much kindness I show
I get kicked around everywhere I go
There ain't nobody gonna miss me when I'm gone, when I'm gone
There ain't nobody gonna miss me when I'm gone
Sitting in the middle and I musta gone