[Intro]
I was gonna spit this shit from the top, dog
All my OG Kings & Kweens
DIRT SKATE!

[Hook]
I gots the light if you gots the time
I gots the joint if you gots the rhyme
I gots the ink if you gots the paper
I gots the flow if you catch the vapor

[Verse 1]
Suburban ebonics coming out my mouth
Take a lesson bitch boy, I got Kottonmouth
But you square nerdy asses won't understand
Break 'em off a fat ass piece, man
Dirt slang, it starts like this yo
Play dunk ball with the homies and I eats pink taco
714 bustin up yo ass
Suburban white bonics they don't teach in class
It's the psychedelic hip hop punk rock shit
So let me tell you mother fuckers who your fucking with
Yo, I'm D-Loc, I puff all the smoke
I never have Earth 'cause I'm always broke
I never had a job, probably never will
That's right Saint Dog, we the kings of the hill
Got you puzzled like the wrinkles on my scrotum sack
I got a gang a year, I keep my kicks on a rack
From Airwalks to Bocks to Docs to Birkenstock
Top it all off with some old skool socks
No wonder why your old lady rides my jock
I got her tied up like a boat to a dock
Emergency, emergency, 911
Kottonmouth's on the mic so you bitches better run
[Interlude #1]
Uh, uh
No one out there can fuck with me

[Verse 2]
It's me & my skate in
This world of hate and confusion
I sweat all day to create an illusion
Or a fantasy yeah that's what you call it
You can be a bong tokin alcoholic
Well this came true so I grip the mic tightly
And when I'm rocking the stage my skates besides me
After the show you'll catch skating in the parking lot
Bustin grinds and flips, my board is all I got
To escape the realness of reality
I smoke a joint so I can cope with this insanity
They say sobriety's the answer to society
I say its anarchy but they ain't understanding me
I say it twice but they just can't relate
I guess its fate, my boards my mate
Just, just me and my skate

[Interlude #2]
R.I.P. Saint Dog

[Hook]
I gots the light if you gots the time
I gots the joint if you gots the rhyme
I gots the ink if you gots the paper
I gots the flow if you catch the vapor