[Intro]
Get it up, get it up, gotta get it, get it up (7x)
Get it up, get it up, get it up, woo!

[Verse 1]
I fucked Dolly Parton
I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrell
And I fucked all of her kin
I fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner
It won't go down

[Chorus]
It won't go down
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
[Verse 2]
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley
In the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakam
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles
And he hollered when I poked 'em
I fucked the Judds (He fucked the Judds)
I fucked the Judds (He fucked the Judds)
My cuntry boner
It won't go down

[Chorus]
It won't go down
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My cuntry boner
It won't go down

[Bridge]
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo

Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo

Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo

Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee

Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee-hoo

That's how we do it
[Verse 3]
I fucked Alabama
I fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
I fucked Randy Travis
With a 12 inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee Haw (heehaw)
I fucked Glen Cambell
I fucked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rodgers farted pearls
When I fucked his big white ass
My cuntry boner
It won't go down

[Chorus x2]
It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go)
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go down)
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go)
It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go down)
My cuntry boner
It won't go down

[Outro]
It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go)
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go down)
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go)
It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go down)
My cuntry boner
It won't go down
It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go)
It won't go down (It fuckin' won't go down)
It won't go down
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up)
(It fuckin' won't go)
(It fuckin' won't go down)