[Intro]
The Baseball Furies dropped the ball, made an error
Our friends are on second base and trying to make it all the way home
Yeah, ahem, my penis is the size of a cantaloupe (Yee)
[prolonged screeching]
Ayy, ayy, ayy, my name is Cochise and, um, and uh, I think I made this beat too, n***a

[Chorus]
Pull up the Pull-Up, got Huggies on deck
I got pieces, no Reese's, thank God, I'm so blessed
And I might hit a home run on yo' head like Dex
There ain't nothin' to study for, this ain't no test

[Interlude]
My favorite color is green
Um, um, um
I just wanna do hoodrat shit with my friends (N*gger)

[Verse 1]
Ayy, ride that dick, RipStik, my dick gigantic
Straight to my house, bitch, I ain't romantic
Not with the antic, I get real frantic
Wet like Atlantic, bitch, I'm Titanic
Bitch, I'm an ape, suck on that dick like a steak
Suck on my nut like a grape, yeah, wait
[Interlude]
Ayy, n***a, if you don't like my music
N***a, you can actually eat my [squeak] sack, n***a
Like, the whole [squeak] sack
Let's get it, n*gger (Yeah, yah)

[Verse 2]
Okay, big tummy, big buddy, tubby, tubby
Ride me, yeah, yee-haw, gimme sucky-sucky
Pull out the 'matic
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[Chorus]
Pull up the Pull-Up, got Huggies on deck
I got pieces, no Reese's, thank God, I'm so blessed
And I might hit a home run on yo head like Dex
There ain't nothin' to study for, this ain't no test

[Epilogue]
I'ma keep it real with you, chief, no