[Verse 1]
Whatup BITCH? I'm Petey Wheatstraw
And you don't stop, with the heidi heidi ho
Hi ho, or bye ho, if you're lookin for a sucker
(What are you?) I'm just another motherfucker
Pucker your lips, do flips like Mary Lou
Just because I fucked you doesn't mean that I'mma marry you
Bury you, I will do, after, I bill you
Kill you, ho, cause your shit smells like mildew
Pe-ew, think you need some soap and a rag
Or better yet Black, Flag, you scallywag
Tag, I didn't mean to diss dis... ho butt
But you need to stay such, do not touch
Much disrespect goes out to you
And your parents, too, for having you
Haven't you been introduced to a douche?
I guess you said fuck footloose, and got your pussy loose
No juice, you shoulda dried up, like a prune-a
Mister mechanic this place needs a tune up
For the pink cadillac cause it's block is off
And have more use, than a public park
For recreation, giving up the body is a hobby
I'm tellin Santa Claus you been naughty (sing it)
Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas
Aiyyo JuJu, I just had to diss dis
[Chorus]
Heidi Heidi Ho, huh, the Heidi Ho
All the n***as know, yo the Heidi Ho, c'mon
The Heidi Ho, hah the Heidi Ho
All the n***as know, that you're a Heidi Ho

[Verse 2]
(Now bring it back brotha)
Eni-meeny-meeny-meeny-meeny-meeny-miney-moe
Careful to catch a tiger, after you catch a tiger
You can catch a ho, there's your ho, kiss a ho, fuck a ho
Diss a ho, I'm Petey Wheatstraw from the Southside of Chicago
Hablo ingles? I don't know espanol Joe
I can go the line plus a hundred like Flo Jo
Homo's a nono, so faggots, stay solo
I roll my dick so it holds just like a Rolo
Total recall, yeah I see y'all
I see you, I see you're a freak too, so peek a boo
I'm prickin you whether or not, took you out that's work see
So get your skirt see, and bitch, dirty
Curtsey, dosey-do out the do' slut
This is what I come on, so slut you better grow up
Slow up, you forgot your earrings here take em
Salami beef and ham with the asalaam alaikum
Like that ho (that ho) that ho (that ho)
Dabba-da-dat, it's like that ho
[Chorus]
Heidi Heidi Ho, huh, the Heidi Ho
All the n***as know, yo the Heidi Ho, c'mon
The Heidi Ho, hah the Heidi Ho
All the n***as know, that you're a Heidi Ho

[Verse 3]
Sittin on the dock of the bay, I say ho
Say ho?! (Ho!!) Do you know, do you know?
Bo knows this ho blows much much dick
An undercover trick, a toe a tac a tic
Naked at, frick-a-frat, plus her puddy wat
C'mere k-k-k-k-k-k, yo c'mere you little puddy cat
What, your booty black is so indespicable
You squaw-pie, tack-haired, motherfuckin jiggaboo
You can suck a dick or two or three or four or mo' here
But first get curlin iron burns off your forehead
My n***a Coe said, that you're an around the way girl
You're fuckin everybody around the way, and been all around the world
And you still can't find yo' fate
But you had a couple of babies I mean a Bunch like Brady
The lady is a tramp snake ho yo and all of that
Fuck her sixty-nine you get the eighty-six and don't call me back
Your black ass bunion
There's a party in your mouth BITCH, and everybody's comin
[Chorus]
Heidi Heidi Ho, huh, the Heidi Ho
All the n***as know, yo the Heidi Ho, c'mon
The Heidi Ho, hah the Heidi Ho
All the n***as know, that you're a Heidi Ho
Heidi Heidi Ho, huh, the Heidi Ho
All the n***as know, yo the Heidi Ho, c'mon
The Heidi Ho, hah the Heidi Ho
All the n***as know, that you're a Heidi Ho