The Beatnuts
Grumpy Crocodile
[Hook]
[Verse One] [JuJu]:
Fuck me
My oatmeal is cold and lumpy
Today I had to pay a dirty whore to hump me
Left me with a rash on my short and bumpies
I'm gon' kill it, alcohol and humphries
On top of that I'm a massive junkie
Only got one friend that's a plastic monkey
It's the bitter n***a, old and grumpy
Yo Tash get a little n***a, that shit funky
[Tash]:
I drink Hennessy for dinner, mimosas for my breakfast
I got a list of shit to do like checkin' n***as off my checklist
Rico ain't broke, but if I ain't broke then don't fix
Too strong, the diamond straight so the DJs had to mix me
Liars, biters, your pants are on fuego
I'm out here in Queens about to bounce to San Diego
Ayo I'mma tell you three things, nah make it two thangs
You be actin' like 2Pac, next minute it's Wu-Tang
Shoestring budgets don't fit in my vocabulary
You used to be my homie now you actin' like my adversary
Legendary CM's that's MC backwards
Smoking so much weed we had to haul it in on tractors
[Hook]:
A grumpy ole' crocodile is grumpy tonight
[Verse Two] [J-Ro]:
Down and out in the hood, still up to no good
Stingray got Steve Irwin before I could
They turned all my cousins into bags and boots
In crowded elevators I just laugh and poop
Bite a bitch on the leg and start twisting around
I piss on the ground cause I'm pissed at the ground
I'm pissed I don't care
I'll piss in your hair
Then I'll shit in your chair with my fist in the air
[Psycho Les]:
Holy smokes
I gotta step outside to get air
And everywhere I sit, there's motherfuckin' pet hair
Now who the fuck is this?
All up in my studio session
I'mma have to kick
My foot up in their culo section
What the fuck
Shit ain't all dandy
Next time snuffling the eye, Paul Stanley (faggot)
Tornado watch, we about to tear the roof off
Jump out the water and tear your boot off
[Hook]:
A grumpy ole' crocodile is grumpy tonight
[Verse Three] [JuJu]:
Bastard child
Ju be the last to smile
All I wanna see is skulls in a massive pile
Bruce Willis, Bruce killers just actin' wild
Smoke all them n***as, stay Black & Mild
Classic style
From the "Ass Kick" file
I'm crack cocaine in a plastic vile
Gotta walk through the pyramids to pass the Nile
I'm gravel, you fragile, glass and tile
[E-Swift]:
Meanwhile
I'm trying to rap in a fucked up mood
And ain't making no excuses if I say something rude
I'm dirty
Attitude shitty and crappy
Might slap you in the face if you trying to dap me
Or try to fist bump me punk
N***a I'm grumpy
I'm a crocodile, hungry
Y'all n***a lunch meat
Y'all just woke the beast up outta his sleep
I'm about to lurk through the street and kill a couple of creeps
[Hook]:
A grumpy ole' crocodile is grumpy tonight