[Verse]
Yes I saw them walk out my door
One foot in front of the other
They look kinda like apple men with watermelon legs and a tail made out of rubber

[Pre-Chorus]
Now I've seen some weird things before but not these edible creatures
Am I crazy or is it only time before they find the others

[Chorus]
I'm not crazy - you're just mad
Don't freak out just be glad
Well I'm not crazy - you're just mad
Don't freak out just be glad
'Cause when you see the little apple creatures deep within your mind
Maybe you should take a little less next time
And it all comes seeping through
In a conscious point of view
And it all fades away

Yes I saw them
Yes yes I saw them, [scatting] a walkin a walk walk walk and imma back flippity yackity yack yack yack dak dak dak, do da ya da da da da da daaa, and if you lookity look like the yoopy doopy yapa dooby yackity yack like the yackita-dickita rone make-ita-bic-it-around make-it-a-sick-a-baden ruuubberrr

[Pre-Chorus]
Now I've seen some weird things before but not these edible [scatting]
They look kinda like [scatting]
Look kinda like [scatting]
Look kinda like apples, man
[Chorus]
I'm not crazy - you're just mad
Don't freak out just be glad
Well I'm not crazy - you're just mad
Don't freak out just be glad
'Cause when you see the little apple creatures deep within your mind
Dancing and humping and having a good time
And it all just seems like fun
Now the melting has begun
You better start to run away

[Outro]
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man
You gotta like apples, man