(Intro)
Harry: Yeah, welcome to the Fastlane. My name is Harry Shotta. I'll be your guide. Let's go!
(Chorus)
We live in the Fastlane, no time for the slow mo space ape, back on the map, black reload, come again, gotta score high like I did in the last game. We live in the Fastlane, no time for the slow mo, know my logo, shoot 'em up quick, you know how we do, it's all about now, we don't care about past fame. (x2)

(Verse 1)
Jumped on the last train in a quick bop. Bumped into a guy called Kwebbelkop
He had curly hair and was petting his cat called Zoros
So I just moved to the back and I bumped into the next guy like
(Hey!) Say his name's Bootramp and lives in Norway say he gets trolled for his accent all day. I was like
(OK!) Then I moved away who's these guys playing GTA (Unknown) please do stay for a game cuz Jelly's on his way with the crew
And JoblessGarrett is passing through. And you know how we do when we roll with Santa, I said they gotta ghost train back to the manor