I can't believe it's been 12 whole months
Since this time last year
We had a hard fall into summertime
And now the holidays are here
We had boxing day - so what the hell is that?
It's the day that we go boxing - well I can behind that
As we get a little older, it comes a little quicker
And there's nothing we can do about that

Call up your buddies, get them to bring the beer
Thin Lizzy on the stereo, no fights, no tears
If I could be anywhere, I'd want to be here
Have a happy new year

Who's the best fit for the Santa suit
We've got a lot of good dudes to choose
Well Old Man Barry is looking pretty hairy
But Chuck's got the attitude
We've all got beards, so that part's sewn up
You're looking a little skinny, gonna fatten you up
Well there's no need to argue, Christmas is annual
So next year we can change it up
We got a whole lot of bros who wanna ho-ho-ho
We promise you we'll switch it up

This year was okay, had its ups and its downs
And there's always another one coming around
From Jon and Frank and all the other buddies everywhere
Everybody have a happy new year