Frank Turner
Godfrey Newman
Good God Godfrey let me explain
I was just checking my own profiles
Wallowing in my own conceit
Everyone has to stroke their precious ego

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Good God Godfrey I have this need
It has to do with low frequencies
Four strings, rhythm and spandex pants
This band has a vacancy for a bass player

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Do you know how to play bass?
Well do ya?

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Godfrey I know you've made your mark (yes you have)
Amongst certified chartered accountants (so aggressive)
They think you're something of a god (yes they do)
But we're a motherfucking rock and roll band

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You put Godfrey on our page
Do you know how to play bass?
Put it together
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Put it together

(Godfrey Newman)

Scream for me Nordman(?)

Trouble in paradise
I bet you cannot play this
On your ? four string bass
But there's more to it than this
But there's more to it than this

I'm in the back of the van
Some ugly thoughts became clear
Something ?? shit
A full on racist bassist
A racist bassist

One thing we won't tolerate
Unjustifiable hate
Godfrey was full of that shit
A full on racist bassist
A fucking racist
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(Godfrey Newman)