[unnecessary moaning]

Well your favorite holiday is the Fourth of July
It’s like 90 degrees, but reminds you exactly like Christmas
I had a one night stand, but I never kissed her on the bed
And all of my best friends say I’m fucked in the head
And I am calling my parents to say that I’m alive
And I’m apologizing for ruining their lives
Well I don’t like working with my friends
I don’t like getting high
But I will do what it takes so I can survive

And I am nothing more than a picture
That is hanging in your room
And I am nothing more than a picture
That is hanging in your room

Well I’ve been telling my friends
That I’ve made lots of friends
And I am telling my girlfriend that I love her the same
Well I’ve been telling my friends
That I’ve made lots of friends
And I am telling my girlfriend that I love her the same
Well I’ve been telling my friends
That I’ve made lots of friends
And I am telling my girlfriend that I love her the same
But don’t worry
Because I will grow up
And I will act like him so I don’t have to pretend
Like I care when you leave
And I will sell out and I will write my songs about a boy and girl
Who always get along

And I will drop out
And I will tell my friends that I have honors diplomas
And I have scholarships

But I will grow up
And I will act like him so I don’t have to pretend
Like I care when you leave
But when you leave
But when you leave

And you were walking down the aisles
And I was sitting in the pews
And I was staring at the ceiling because I can’t stare at you
But you were walking down the aisles
And I was sitting in the pews
And I was staring at the ceiling because I can’t stare at you

But you’re my best friend
So I will love you til the very, very, end
But you’re my best friend
So I will love you til the very, very, end
The very, very, end