I'm on the outside, let me in your insides
I am the back porch, you are the new guy
She is the back pains that make the friendship die

I am a liar, a joker, a king and a thief
And people will hate me, they mock how I think
And is the road that is easy the one I should take?
The road that is easy is the one that will break
And I'm a liar, a joker, a king and a thief
And people will hate me, they mock how I think
And is the road that is easy the one I should take?
The road that is easy is the one that will break

I’m like a fox, but I don’t hunt at night
Everybody’s sleeping, but darling that's alright
And when the fall leaves fall
Think of all the calls that you’ll never have to make

[x2]
And when the fall leaves fall
Think of all the calls that you’ll never have to make
And it's the friends of friends who just go to bed
And we all just stay up late

[x2]
And I know that you're hurt
And I know that you're lost
And I know that you're mean
But you don’t gotta be
And it was apples to apples
But you are lemons to apples
I am the ghost in your closet
I think your body don’t want it
I am the past and the present
I saw the good and the evil
I am an angel and devil
I was the friends that still need you
I am the boyfriend that cheated
You are the girlfriend that left you
I am the friend that you hated
I think your brother still loves you

And it was apples to apples
But you were lemons to apples
I am the ghost in your closet
Think your body don’t want it
I am the past and the present
I was the good and the evil
I saw an angel and devil
I am the friends that still need you
I am the boyfriend that cheated
You are the girlfriend that left you
I am the friend that you hated
I think your brother still loves you
And I am out