Well all my friends' bands are shitty
All their lyrics don't mean anything
They think if I can write about real life
Then I can recite god damn poetry
Well here's a new idea for a story about a boy and girl
Who fall in love and break and get back together and fall in love again, yeah
And every night I fall asleep in my bed alone
Without a significant other as I make you feel sad, because it should

It's my attention to detail, darling
That makes you nervous here tonight
But when I fall asleep at the wheel
I hope your parents are alright
It's my attention to detail, darling
That makes you nervous here tonight
But when I fall asleep at the wheel
I hope your parents are alright, yeah

Well all these hurt girls are getting older
And all these stories don't make sense
And all these parties are getting boring
And I just wanna get the fuck home and go to bed please

It's my attention to detail, darling
That makes you nervous here tonight
But when I fall asleep at the wheel
I hope your parents are alright, yeah
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