Alright, we're gonna try some weird shit
Hey, Sam, can you hear me?
Fuck you
Hey!
Alright, we're all in, yeah?
We're all in?

[Intro]
Who's this Sadie Sorceress?!

[Verse 1]
Lady named Sadie
She's wild like a witch
She's more fly than quidditch
Smoking winnies and drinking tinnies and glenfiddich
She's a roller blade skating
Masquerading
Squabble and Gobble
Eats blood and trouble
Meddles in the metal in it
She flies a handbag freak flag
Dragon scale knapsack
Fur a pelt of mastodon
Brings it on as carry on
Sharp like parmesan
Living non-partisan
Leviathan cardigan
Elegant artisan
Concealing her identity as an evil entity
Anti sanctity in the vastity quantity
Nightshade bringing death commander
Have a gander - oleaner
Poisonous like buttercups
She's dressing up to fuck shit up, woo!
Woo
Hello love
How the fuck are ya?

[Chorus]
Sadie Sorceress
Sadie Sorceress
Sadie Sorceress
Snapping necks with her broomstick getting torturous

[Verse 2]
The pagan shaman sorceress
Cackling
Bat shit
Non-conformist
Moles on her nose so enormous
The public they can't ignore it
Pitchforks banging on her door
They wanna throw her overboard to see if she floats or sinks into the floor
There she goes bobbing on the surface as the peasants and the servants start to yell
'Hooray! Sell her to the circus!'
But she's had enough of playing it down and playing it dumb
She's dropping bombs on this human scum
Ain't no thing as collateral damage in this supernatural planet with a habit of getting savage
Making sacrifices for the paradise of perdition, the trials and tribulations for the forbidden religion

[Outro]
Sadie Sorceress
Sadie Sorceress
Sadie Sorceress
Snapping necks with her broomstick getting torturous
Hahaha!
The most dangerous, debaucherous
Sadie Sorceress
Ow!
Sadie Sorceress
Sadie Sorceress
Sadie Sorceress
Snapping necks with her broomstick getting torturous
[Verse 1 from "The Grim Reaper"]
I'm the grim reaper, chimney sweeper, gate keeper
Running faster than a cheetah preying on the weaker
Got you in my point blank range as I take aim
I'm coming at ya like a hurricane
You're a scavenger scratching around for scraps
Sipping on cactus
Lighting matches, unburied hatchets
Waiting for the ultimatum to be handed down from above
Never moved a muscle, never gave a fuck!

Ow!
Haha, woo!

[Outro]
Sadie Sorceress
Sadie Sorceress
Sadie Sorceress
Snapping necks with her broomstick getting torturous
Torturous, torturous, torturous, torturous, torturous
The most dangerous, debaucherous
Sadie Sorceress

Woo
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
That was fuckin' weird, oi?
Like straight up as a band, what the fuck
We're pretty normal, really
I guess the next song proves it