[Verse 1: Maynard James Keenan & Carina Round]
Our home, our rules
Respect them or
Bitches receive stitches
Trolls receive 86s

Stick around if you're housebroken
Can't hold your shit or your tongue, you've got to go
Should you choose to react like an imbecile
You, in turn, will be treated so

[Chorus: Maynard & Carina]
Yes, we're being condescending
Yes, that means we're talkin' down to you
With all that racket from your lips a-flapping
We assumed you didn't notice

[Verse 2: Maynard, Maynard & Carina]
Haters, isolators
No one misses these
Bitches receive stitches
Trolls receive 86s

[Chorus: Maynard, Maynard & Carina]
Yes, we're being condescending
Yes, that means we're talkin' down to you
With all that racket from your lips a-flapping
We assumed you didn't notice
[Verse 3: Maynard & Carina]
Haters, isolators
No one misses these
Bitches receive stitches
Trolls receive 86's

[Refrain: Maynard]
You speak like someone who has never been smacked in the fuckin' mouth
That's okay, we have the remedy
You speak like someone who has never been knocked the fuck on out
But we have your remedy

[Outro: Maynard, Carina]
You speak like someone who has never been smacked in the fucking mouth
(And yes, we're being condescending)
That's okay, we have the remedy
(Yes, that means we're talkin' down to you)
You speak like someone who has never been knocked the fuck on out
(With all that racket from your lips a-flapping)
But we have your remedy
(We assumed you didn't notice)