[Verse 1]
Goodbye to sanity, I got along with you
But now you’re leaving me, what am I gonna do?
I did not plan for this
They don’t teach you this in school
No for this there are no rules
Oh and Google ain’t much use

[Pre-Chorus]
Let me explain how this came to being
The things that make me go cuckoo
I could go for days there are a hundred reasons
I think you know what you should do

[Chorus]
You’d better book me a shrink for 2020
‘Cause by that time I’m gonna be crazy, crazy
Somebody book me a shrink for 2020
‘Cause by that time I’m gonna be crazy, crazy

[Verse 2]
Okay then right here goes, oh where do I start?
My friends all think I suck
They keep texting broken hearts
I worked every day this week and my doc is telling me
I need to take some time to deal with my anxiety
[Pre-Chorus]
Now do you see where I’m going with this
All these things I’m going through
Now I could go for days there are a hundred reasons
I think you know what you should do

[Chorus]
You’d better book me a shrink for 2020
‘Cause by that time I’m gonna be crazy, crazy
Somebody book me a shrink for 2020
‘Cause by that time I’m gonna be crazy, crazy

[Outro]
"Now this, this one band, "Hon-nay" or "Hone"
I don't even know how to say the name after I surf"
"All right. And what makes you happy?"