[Intro]
So I pulled up to the venue around midnight
They had my name in big lights
I could see the lights reflecting in this little oil stain, you know I'm sayin'?
So when I got out the car, I was real careful
I ain't wanna fuck up my sneakers before the show starts
I went to the back door, security let me in, you know I'm sayin'?
Took me to the artist only room, my squad back there
Some people smokin', some people drinkin', regular, you know?
I told my brother to pass me the bottle of Jameson
Twisted the cap off, take some of the edge off
Then I seen the stage manager peek his head in and say, "You on in five minutes, Crook" (Yo Crook, five minutes)
Aight, took a couple more hits of that Jamo
Grabbed the cordless mic, stepped in front of the stage
That's when I said
[Chorus]
Yo, yo
Yo, yo-yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo
Yo, yo-yo, yo, yo, yo (Put your hands up)
Yo, yo
Yo, yo-yo, yo, yo, yo (Put your hands up)
Yo, yo
Yo, yo-yo, yo, yo, yo (Put your hands up)
[Refrain]
How many of you are into guns, some gun sativa?
How many of you drinkin' liquor bottles by the liter?
How many of you in them bathrooms snortin' Justin Bieber?
How many of you high as hyperthermia or fever?
[Verse 1]
Tequila shot with the lime, mixed with the lemon squeeze
Came in the spot with my side bitch, no pictures please
Came in and dropped a salsa, sittin' on 23s
Glock in the glove box, yeah, that's for my enemies
I'm on the stage with a couple shooters, some big n***as
The pistols get drawn quick, quicker than stick figures
Speakin' of drawin', hope you can see the big picture
You get knocked out the park as soon as the stick hit ya
King Kong, they got nothing on me, I'm Denzel
Any Devil bringin' smoke, they gon' see me in Hell
Syllable flows on stage, I'm feelin' like Big L
Rap so sick, n***as tell 'em to get well
I dropped the beat, start spittin' a acapella
I can tell you never heard words mountin' like mozzarella in your ear
Rhymes spittin' like '96 Rockefeller, hustler
I could sell some Versace to Donatella, yellin'
[Chorus]
Yo, yo
Yo, yo-yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo
Yo, yo-yo, yo, yo, yo (Put your hands up)
Yo, yo
Yo, yo-yo, yo, yo, yo (Put your hands up)
Yo, yo
Yo, yo-yo, yo, yo, yo (Put your hands up)
[Refrain]
How many of you on some into gun, gun sativa?
How many of you drinkin' liquor bottles by the liter?
How many of you in them bathrooms snortin' Justin Bieber?
How many of you high as hyperthermia or fever?
[Verse 2]
Some in the crowd on pills, a different bottle poppin'
We call them pills Orange Countys, you call 'em Oxycontins
Some like the MDMA, they let the mollywhop 'em
Angel dust n***as stand still while the party rockin'
Pull out your camera phone, soon as this beat bang
I dove in the crowd performing "No Sleep Gang"
["No Sleep Gang" plays]
[Chorus 2]
You wanna be celebrities, you remind me of lames
But I got bars, when I'm trough sellin' these, I'ma buy me some fame
All about that mula, holler, I'm a rottweiler with a iced out color
Prada frames Long Beach, top shotter
I don't count on hoes, but I might count dollars
[Verse 3]
After the show is the after party, my cuz on rollin' big bags of molly
Like a Rastafari, grab me another glass of whiskey as I pass the bar key
So damn drunk, need to pass the car keys
Drive-through, damn near crashed at Arby's
"Yo, give me one of them motherfuckin', uhm, them motherfuckin'"
The night still young and hope it'd go well
Told my side piece to go to the hotel, that way she won't be all on my coattail
The after party got hoes on wholesale
Suckin' dick in the boom-boom-room, do it quick like zoom zoom zoom
Tell your home girls stop cockblockin', knockin' on the door like du du du
[Chorus 2]
You wanna be celebrities, you remind me of lames
But I got bars, when I'm trough sellin' these, I'ma buy me some fame
All about that mula, holler, I'm a rottweiler with a iced out color
Prada frames Long Beach, top shotter
I don't count on hoes, but I might count dollars
[Verse 4]
It's 4 AM at the after party, still [goin' in?]
Wine guzzle, this is where the stripper side hustle get paid just to show they skin
Bet you never thought you see this shit in Hollywood
Gangbangers from all different neighborhoods
Blood n***as, Crip n***as, the promoter ain't scared
Six figures, he don't care 'cause the paper good
Red and blue everywhere like a peace treaty
Big guns, big drums like obesity
Make it rain on the hoes when the freak see me
They know I'm rich as a bitch, they wanna leave with me
[?] homies on the move at the parking lot
Get to the room and I'm smelling like Bacardi shots
My side bitch wanna argue at six o'clock 'cause I got glitter on my clothes from a party thot
[Interlude]
Fuck you mean, you trippin', I took a picture with a fan
How am I 'posed to know she got on Bath & Body Works glittery ass lotion?
[Chorus 2]
You wanna be celebrities, you remind me of lames
But I got bars, when I'm trough sellin' these, I'ma buy me some fame
All about that mula, holler, I'm a rottweiler with a iced out color
Prada frames Long Beach, top shotter
I don't count on hoes, but I might count dollars
[Interlude]
So I'm arguing right
(I don't count on hoes, but I might count dollars)
This bitch wanna argue at 6 in the morning
(I don't count on hoes, but I might count dollars)
I am still drunk
( yeah I don't count on hoes, but I might count dollars)
I got a meeting with the record label
( yeah I don't count on hoes, but I might count dollars)
In like fucking 3 hours
She ain't even got her feet wet, this rap life
You know what I'm sayin'
I don't count on hoes, but I gotta count them dollars
You know
Keep my finances straight
I got a meeting at this label man
They owe me two hundred bands
I did the soundtrack for them man
I produced on it
Did hella songs
They playing with my money
I done seen label execs got hung upside down in a [?]
Get pissed off for that shit you know
[Verse 5]
I don't even know how I do business in this state of mind
This ain't monopoly money don't try to play with mine
Industry rule number four thousand and eighty
A Tribe Called Quest that was my favorite line
In the elevator I am
Thinking about the day I signed
Cashed the check, been half of my neck thought it made me shine
Went to Vegas and spent some paper them was some crazy time