KXNG Crooked
Dodgers
[Intro: Jackie Robinson]
I'm extremely proud and pleased to be here this afternoon
But must admit, I'm gonna be tremendously more pleased and more proud
When I look at that third base coaching line, one day and see a Black face managing in baseball
Thank you very much

[Verse 1: KXNG Crooked]
I lay back and smoke a cigar
N***as want problems, I can see the smoke from afar
But I ain't catching no body of a nobody, nobody knows who you are
Seven years sober, I opened a bar
Drinks on the house
And fuck' em, we don't talk like snitches
Cocaine Bentley, cops probably thought white privilege
'Til they seen the driver was darker than off-light switches
And I don't flaunt my riches, but this is boss life, bitches
I be rappin' with some Buddhas, getting active with the sutras
Thought I was throwing gang signs, I was practicing my mudras
I'm like a Catholic priest, sippin' Actavis with Future
I'm spiritual, still hood enough to clap you with the rugers
In a Sergio Tacchini bucket, word, you know that we be thuggin'
Breezies love it, birth control when she be suckin'
Curtains closed, the freaks get fucked, the easy does it
Searchin' for the purple dope
My workers know to serve and go
The work is on some easy oven
Purchase coke, you need a budget, we can plug it
They say they the realest, leave the subject
Don't believe the public, you n***as way past your prime
I shine like a preacher's Rollie to pass the time
I got chicks willin' to be my sex slave
I don't get brain, I get master mind, that's a classic line
Ask 'em, the Dodgers get paid
So relax, Long Beach is sandy, and I be spitting cold facts, n***a
[Verse 2: Joell Ortiz]
Elevatin' myself, generational wealth
Daily cardio, just try and stay in good shape and good health
Real estate portfolio, building assets regularly
Another business under another LLC
The younger mes, they switch gears too
Youngest son's a history major in year two
I never been to college, he makin' me feel like I'm there too
My oldest son's a brand new father the same age I had him
I get the chance to be there for him for times that I wasn't
Grandfather Yaowa super extra proud and I love him
My grandson to want for nothing
My wife is a godsent, she the closest to me
A good woman's your other half
The wrong one'll have you be half of what you 'posed to be
I take mine on vacations and go silly
Four-wheelies through the desert, sand dunes in Dubai
The two of us fly seats one through five through the sky
For every time that a bus was late or train was packed
The shows are tight, every stage is packed
Second half wired before I make it back
Before you reach out for a feature from Joell
Just know that my feature fee will be too much for you to Zelle
I 'member dinner with my plug in Junior's, I'm a Brooklyn guy
Now it's Le Bernardin with lawyers and Crooked I
Who knew rappin' hard and havin' bars'll have our squad eatin' caviar in our forties too, Jackie Rob'