[Hook]
Coffee in my system
Weed and energy, I'm feelin' it
Many wanna piece of me
Now scale switch like chameleon
Commas staying periods
Partners probably peelin' off
Like citrus gone vehicular
Boy you can't be serious
Coffee in my system
Weed and energy, I'm feelin' it
Many wanna piece of me
Now scale switch like chameleon
Commas staying periods
Partners probably peelin' off
Like citrus gone vehicular
Boy you can't be serious

[Verse]
Matter fact, I was though
Dandruff having numbskull
Quarter scratching, luck? No
Pockets lookin' dumbo
With the lining pulled out
Karma never pulled out
Arms forever full now
Nursing self to full health
How you think it feels owing all
To who you owe it all?
Prophet with no profit
Loyal underdog to entendres
Irony, coincidence, it's all the fuckin' same to me
Soon I'll have to pay to eat with
Blue ink Franklin's
Basically, I loosened up, lost myself
In the booth, then lost my wealth
Last project proved I'm something else
With my word - the plural a given
Talkin' promises, I'm skippin'
Where this frozen river thinnest
Knock on wood, get a sliver
Starving artist, far from quitter
Sock his jaw to get him dinner
Raising bars should shift shingles
But this crowd is stiff and dickless
If I had a fucking nickel for every time I fucking didn't
Tracks like this would not get written
Sippin' from the pot I piss in

[Hook]
Coffee in my system
Weed and energy, I'm feelin' it
Many wanna piece of me
Now scale switch like chameleon
Commas staying periods
Partners probably peelin' off
Like citrus gone vehicular
Boy you can't be serious
Coffee in my system
Weed and energy, I'm feelin' it
Many wanna piece of me
Now scale switch like chameleon
Commas staying periods
Partners probably peelin' off
Like citrus gone vehicular
Boy you can't be serious

[Outro]
Yeah, yeah, boy, you can't be serious!
Yeah, yeah, boy, you can't be serious!
Yeah, yeah, boy, you can't be serious!
Yeah, yeah, boy, you can't be serious!