Monica’s Song

[MONICA]
I think my heart is finally mending
'Cause here with him, there’s no pretending
I know we’ll have a happy ending
It feels like Christmas Eve, oh my God, I can’t believe

I’m fucking the fucking president!
Oh yeah! Baby, oh yeah!
I’m fucking the fucking president!
Oh yeah! Whoa yeah!

There’s been a lot of guys I’ve dated
And throughout all of them, I've waited
For something this uncomplicated
I feel like we just click, when I’m sucking on his...
Face!

I’m fucking the fucking president!
Oh yeah! Boom boom, oh yeah!
I’m fucking the fucking president!
Oh yeah! Mmhmm

I know this may not be smart but
It’s something I can’t suppress 'cause
You put a mark on my heart
And my dress! (woah)
Oh yes! (woah)
Oh yeah! (woah)
Whoa! (woah, yeah)
[MONICA]
I can't help loving you like crazy

[COMPANY]
Oh yeah!

[MONICA]
I’m gonna marry you, my baby

[COMPANY]
Oh yeah!

[MONICA]
And soon I will be your First Lady
My feelings overflow
I wish everyone could know!

[COMPANY]
Shhh!

[MONICA (whispering)]
But they can’t
So I’ll just say

I’m fucking the fucking president
Oh yeah, hey hey, oh yeah
I’m fucking the fucking president
Oh yeah
(raised voice)
Whoa yeah[MONICA]
I’m fucking the fucking president
Oh yeah
Shizam!

I’m fucking the fucking president
Ohh
Yeah!

Ooh
Oh yeah

I can't help loving you

I can't help loving you



I'm fucking the fucking president
I'm fucking the fucking president
Oh yeah!
Woahhh-oh


Ooh-ooh[COMPANY]
She's fucking the fucking president
Oh yeah

Oh yeah
She's fucking the fucking president
Oh yeah!
She's fucking the fucking president
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

Fucking the fucking president
Fucking the fucking president
Fucking the fucking president
Fuck

Fucking the fucking president
Fucking the fucking
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Fucking the fucking
​president
Fuck

She's fucking the fucking president
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!