[Verse 1]
Hop out the whip, roll up with the clique, ya
With the greens, vegan boys in this bitch, ya
Sat down, waiter came 'round
I start to browse but there's nothin' to be found, like ooh
There's nothing that I can choose, ooh
No beans, no greens, tofu
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
And it's true
There's nothing on the menu, ya

[Chorus]
There's nothing on the menu
There's nothing that I can chew
There's nothing on the menu
There's nothing on the menu
There's nothing on the menu
There's nothing that I can chew
There's nothing on the menu
There's nothing on the menu

[Verse 2]
Plant-based, roll up to your place
Pull up with the keto, then I dash like a cheetah, uh
Only cheese I like I keep it in the bank, ya
Get them eggs out of my face, shit stank like, yuh
Might even hit the yolk
All I had was quinoa and some kale
If you ain't accommodate, I'mma rate
One star, bitch, tell me how it taste, cuz
[Chorus]
There's nothing on the menu
There's nothing that I can chew
There's nothing on the menu
There's nothing on the menu
There's nothing on the menu
There's nothing that I can chew
There's nothing on the menu
There's nothing on the menu