[Intro]
We need one more Christmas song
So here it is

[Verse 1]
Why the fuck did we think this would be a good idea?
It was hard enough when the only thing we could write about was the pandemic
Trying to stretch out Christmas over twenty-two days
Jesus fucking Christ (Jesus fucking Christ)
What were we thinking!?

[Outro]
Is that long enough for this Spotify revenue?
What is it? Fifty seconds? Yeah, good enough for me