[Verse 1]
Sometimes, I wish that I was the weather
You'd bring me up in conversation forever
And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day

Oh, sometimes I wish that I was a cold beer
I'd rest assured that you would hold me near
I'd be guaranteed to be just what you need

[Chorus]
And there could be no other way, because you're so, you're so lame
Your tired words are all, they're all the same
Yeah, I would walk and I'd surely walk away
If I wasn't such a sucker for you

[Verse 2]
Sometimes, I wish that I was a bong hit
You'd let me in and you would love every minute
And tell the room the things I did to you

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I see your world with rosy colored glasses on
Want to right what I see wrong
I could never have that power over you
Someday, I'm got to pack up and leave this town
I'm got to get my own things going on
And when I do, I'll forget, I'll forget

[Outro]
I'll forget about how, how you're so, you're so lame
Your tired words are all, your tired words are all the same
And I would walk, you know I'd, I'd walk away
If I wasn't such a sucker for you
I wasn't such a sucker for you
I wasn't such a sucker for you