I pet your cat a new way
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I pet your cat a new way
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Your cat likes me more
Why didn't you think of this first?
Now your cat wishes that he was mine
(I pet your cat a new way)

I pet your dog a new way
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I pet your dog a new way
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Cuz when I lay this way
He really wants me to stay
I pet your dog a new way

I pet your cat a new way
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I pet your cat a new way
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See he's my best friend now
I bet you're wondering how
I pet your cat a new way