Eat one and throw the rest away
Eat one and throw the rest away
When you live alone at Christmas-time
Your diet’s turnin’ on a dime
Eat one and throw the rest away

Eat one more then throw the rest away
Just eat one more then throw the rest away
(Come on)
Just eat one more, it couldn’t hurt
Tonight my dinner is dessert
Eat one more then throw the rest away

Rapidly eat as many as you can before you throw the rest away
Rapidly early as many as you can before you throw the rest away
Cause you don’t want to be fat for New Year’s
You just want to stand here above the garbage
And eat all of the ????? Away

Go back into the garbage for some you threw away
Go back into the garbage for some you threw away
Tonight you know your diet’s wrecked
And you have got no self-respect
Go back into the garbage and (uhh uhh uhhhh)

[tuba section]
No, you’re an adult, you can live with snacks
You might as well just try and put these back
[outro]